Cock Tales


A night out in Minneapolis, Minnesota

Bars that we visited:

Cowboy Slims

Very good location in Uptown, the servers were dressed like country girls, short jean shorts/skirts and cowboy boots.  The locals drink Michelob Golden on tap.  The patio was crowded and we met some great people.  Highly reccomended

The Local

Right downtown Minneapolis on the Nicollet mall.  Famous for being the largest seller of Jameson’s Irish Whiskey in the entire world.  Thanks to their concoction called the “Big Ginger” stop by and have a few, our bartender was a knockout brunette.

Busted Coverage Bikini Ice Fishing

And they grow the ladies really tall and hot there:

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American Idol Contestant Casey Carlson is from the University of Minnesota:

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And so are the Dahm Triplets:

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And although not a girl, but still awesome one of the most famous MN natives is Prince:

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I will fill this in further later but bottom line is that we had great time, got really drunk and met some of the friendliest people we have seen on the road.

Tune in for more as we drink across the 50 states.

-TaleChaser



Cocktales will be hitting the road

The boys here at Cocktales are pleased to announce the launch of project Drink50 a quest to drink whiskey and chase women in all 50 of our glorious United States.  We will be coming to your state soon so be ready to show us a good time.  We will feature local bars, cities and good looking people that we encounter along the way.  If you are interested in having us come to your establishment and blog about it please email us at drinkfifty at gmail dot com

See you down the trail,

-TaleChaser



TaleChaser does The Ohio State University

If you get to Columbus you will not be disapointed. After wandering around town for a couple days, checking out campus, bumping in to Playboy Model Marie Morgan who was fairly friendly we would really like to find her friend Jamie Graham who absolutely stole the show and made put every other girl in “Girls of the Big 10″ look just a little less hot. Will let you know how that goes…

Jamie Graham and Marie Morgan

Jamie Graham and Marie Morgan

We decided on our favorite bars in Columbus so far:

1. Club 185 185 (German Village) (The staff here is great and the atmosphere is very cool)

2. Bar Louie (Arena District)

3. The Patio (Arena District)

4. The O Patio and Pub (Campus).

Of course we met a lot of great guys and girls, drank a bunch of liquor and had a fabulous time. You don’t get much better than Midwest hospitality.

Ohio is cold as hell in December BTW. TaleChaser crew heading south..

And we will post this because we can’t resist:

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TaleChaser goes to Madison, Wisconsin and Chases Tales

TaleChaser Crew found ourselves in Madison, Wisconsin recently for a game and we can’t wait to get back, this place seriously knows how to party, cold beer, hot coeds, and a pretty relaxed atmosphere with a lot of bars within easy walking distance of each other.
Before we got to Madison we stumbled upon this article from Sports Illustrated from 2003 and it is as true today as when it was written:

A former Wisconsin governor once described Madison as 89.4 square miles “surrounded by reality,” and he was right. What lies within that space, and specifically the 933 acres of the University of Wisconsin campus, is indeed surreal, a little universe in which red and white seem the only allowable colors and the TV ticker on the afternoon of Sept. 11 read airport closed…state capitol closed…no word yet on badgers game. If the question is, What makes a great college sports town? and the answer is Madison, then the next question, of course, is, What is Madison?

Madison is eating thick, red bratwursts and watching games on the twin 10-foot TVs at State Street Brats. It’s doing the slow-motion wave, jumping around to House of Pain and taunting the underclassmen in Section O at Camp Randall, the giant horseshoe of a football stadium that holds 76,634 fans and rarely a soul less. It’s sitting in a sunburst chair outside the Memorial Union, gazing across the expanse of Lake Mendota, listening to live music, drinking your favorite beverage and seeing the beautiful girl in front of you proudly sporting a red-and-white Bucky Badger tattoo on her shoulder. It’s trading elbows with an offensive lineman in pickup hoops games at the SERF, the enormous campus gym honeycombed with so many basketball courts you can get disoriented trying to leave, leading to the happy realization that you might as well play another game.

It’s walking over to the venerable Kollege Klub on a Saturday night to see the football players arrive in a flourish — as Heisman winner Ron Dayne often did — and then disappear into a bar as unpretentious as any you’ll find on this good green earth, a place where a 16-ounce cup of Miller High Life is always $1 and the carousing is so enthusiastic that Playboy once deemed it one of the top places to meet Mr. or Miss Tonight. It is a national-title-winning Ultimate Frisbee program that takes over three fields on the far west side of campus. It is Badgers hockey fans who research the name of the mother of an opposing team’s winger so as to better inform their heckling. It is no one caring if you have dreadlocks or wear Birkenstocks or sport six piercings or own the entire Star Trek DVD catalogue, for tolerance is the order of the town, and be you a nerd or a jock or a stoner or a neo-punk, you can all come together on game day.

It’s over half the crowd staying after football games to engage in the Fifth Quarter, a choreographed, mass sing-and-dance-along in which students flail about as the band plays everything from polkas to fight songs. It’s drinking Spotted Cow and having a beer gut as a matter of pride, whether you’re a man or a woman. It is the crimson-and-white tie-dyed masses of the Grateful Red at the Kohl Center summoning un-Dead-like displays of roof-raising fervor during basketball games. It’s bundling yourself in duffel-bag clothes and playing ice hockey on the lake in the winter and rowing on it in the summer.

But most of all, Madison is a town where everyone you meet is your friend as long as you know those nine magic words: How ya think the Badgers will do this year?

We ventured down to the famous Kollege Klub and danced a few dances and chatted up some WORLD CLASS girls.

All in all the Cocktales Crew had a good time up and down State Street including a quick swing over to Great Dane Pub and Brewery, State Bar and Grill, and Blue Velvet Lounge.  Good times at all but KK seemed to be the essential Madison experience.  Of course we would love to go back, we struck out with our coeds but we came away with a few numbers and a few facebook friends so a return trip will be interesting.

Images courtesy of Big Ten Poon

Feel free to comment folks and tell us where we should go next time.

Cheers!

-Talechaser



For a good change of pace venture out of Chicago to the Burbs, Naperville IL
September 16, 2008, 6:23 pm
Filed under: Bar Reviews, Beautiful People, Best Bars, Hot Girls, Illinois, Night Life, Singles | Tags:

Naperville Illinois, where the writers of CockTales found themselves recently looking for a good time and damn did we find it.  Cheaper drinks, a much more low key atmosphere, friendlier folks and the girls still dress like they are headed downtown (and better in some cases)

If you are lucky enough to take the trip out there are plenty of hotels in the area and a surprisingly great scene downtown.  The bar’s we liked best were

1. The Lantern 8 W Chicago Ave # 1 (good place to start but if you want girls head next door to)

2.  Features,  1283 E Ogden Ave # 111 (great mix of a club and suburban bar, they even have a VIP area)

3.  Rizzos, 6 W Jefferson Ave (possibly our favorite bar in Illinois 2 levels with dancing upstairs, a long bar downstairs, and smoking out back, the staff was great and we had success with some local hotties.)

4. Two-Nine, 29 W. Jefferson St (very cool, very chill martini bar, the crowd was not what we wanted there so we split)

Special thanks to Naperville Nightlife for being a great resource while we were in town.

Special Shout out to Sullivans Steakhouse, 244 S Main St who employ some of the most beautiful hostesses we have seen in a while.  We had a steak that would make a Texas ranchand tear up with joy and their whiskey selection was solid.

Let us know if you get a chance to sample this fine suburb, more adventures to come down the trail!

-TaleChaser



If you are ever in Green Bay, Wisconsin
July 15, 2008, 5:06 pm
Filed under: Bar Reviews, Beautiful People, Best Bars, Night Life, Wisconsin

You have to check out Lambeau Field, but after you finish there you absolutely MUST get your booze on at Hinterland Brewery.  The converted shipping plant has been a Green Bay staple for a little over 10 years and is expanding into new markets with rave reviews.  Talechaser was passing through and fell in love with the general ambience of the place, the friendliness and knowledge of the staff and of course the fantastic beer.  Especially the Luna Stout.

Hinterland Brewery Restaurant, 313 Dousman Street, Green Bay, WI 5430

The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel did a great piece on the newly opened location
More information from Hinterland’s website here http://www.hinterlandbeer.com/brewery.shtml
Their website could certainly use a tune up but I would rather buy beer from beer geeks than web geeks.
Cheers to you Green Bay
-TaleChaser


Best Bars, 50 State List

Esquire Magazines Best Bars in all 50 State

http://www.esquire.com/bestbars/complete-list/

A pretty good list



The Grove at Ole Miss
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September 29, 2006

At Ole Miss, the Tailgaters Never Lose

HELEN CRAIG, or Mrs. C. York Craig Jr., as she is more formally known, leveled a well-seasoned eye at me as the bluegrass band set up in the background. L. Rodney Chamblee, one of her 60 tailgating tent mates of friends and family, slipped a large bloody mary into my hand. Mrs. Craig stood under a tall blue tent rapidly filling with people and food, and underscored the eye with a smile that held the history of the South, and its hospitality, wide and deep, behind it.

“We may not win every game,” she said. “But we’ve never lost a party.”

On the great American calendar of revelry and seasonal rites, fall equals football. And pigskin equals parties: tailgating parties, in particular.

At the University of Mississippi in Oxford last Saturday, the Ole Miss Rebels, Mrs. Craig’s team, lost 27-3 to Wake Forest. But the party, a 24-hour gale-force blowout held in the Grove, 10 acres of thick oak, elm and magnolia, was a victory.

The glory of the Grove is legend at all of Ole Miss’s rival schools in the Southeastern Conference and beyond. It is the mother and mistress of outdoor ritual mayhem.

As Charles R. Frederick Jr., a folklorist at the University of Indiana, characterized it in his dissertation on the Ole Miss tailgating event, the call to “come on out Saturday and look us up” in the Grove is as basic, and born to a spot, as a human bond can get. And it is as deep as the root of a tree.

It is also as fresh and green as a leaf.

“I love it,” Molly Aiken, 19, a sophomore at Ole Miss, said on Saturday under a tent, under the trees, a party roar rising and dissipating into the whisper of a warm, humid wind above. “There’s no place like it.”

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Ranking the hottest SEC female athletic programs

The Sporting Orange has a funny although not at all accurate ranking of the hottest womens atheltic programs in the SEC it’s worth a look.



Smith Point, Georgetown Washington D.C.

Smith Point: Exclusive hot spot for a GOP generation


Cox News Service
Friday, February 18, 2005 WASHINGTON — Midnight on a Saturday at Smith Point.

The Bush twins haven’t shown up yet. But the bar is crowded with other party-hardy twentysomethings who qualify for “The List” of those allowed to enter this smoky conclave of Republican cool.

Outside, a bouncer warns the wannabes lined up on the Georgetown sidewalk behind the velvet rope: “Don’t waste your time. If you’re not on ‘The List,’ you’re not going to get in.”

“The List” is composed of about 1,500 friends and friends of friends of Bo Blair, 32, founder and owner of the basement bar. In addition to its best known members, Jenna and Barbara Bush, “The List” contains an evolving Who’s Who of Washington’s young conservative staffers from the Bush administration and Capitol Hill and well as lawyers, lobbyists and the offspring of top Bush advisors and members of Congress.

The president’s 23-year-old daughters blend in here and their celebrity causes little commotion, explained others on “The List.” The place is always packed with Ivy League grads and grown-up fraternity boys and sorority girls from Southern universities like Duke and William & Mary. Since opening within days of George W. Bush’s first election to the presidency in November of 2000, Smith Point has become the haven of this GOP generation.

“The first weekend I moved here, I started coming,” said Caroline Butts, 25, who grew up in Marietta, Ga., and was an intern for then Rep. Johnny Isakson, R-Ga., and a staffer for Rep. John Linder, R-Ga., before recently joining a public affairs firm.

“Jobs change. Apartments change. People come and go. D.C. is very transient,” said Butts, a member of Kappa Delta sorority during her undergraduate years at Vanderbilt. “But when you come in here every weekend, you’re guaranteed that you’re going to see the same people. If you come in alone after working late, you know you’re going to know 90 percent of the people at the bar.”

“You can cut loose after a long week of work and dance to 80s music,” said Jessica Ferguson, 24, who moved here from Boca Raton, Fla., and works for the Republican House leadership. “We’re all friends. Two of the bouncers are my co-workers on the Hill.”

Since their hangout — where a Red Bull and vodka costs ten bucks — won’t close ’til 3 a.m., other young regulars will economize with a few shots at home before hitting the dance floor at Smith Point.

“I moved here in 1994, right after the Republican Revolution and Newt Gingrich, and there was nothing,” Catherine Forbes, daughter of one-time Republican presidential candidate Steve Forbes, told The New York Times. “Basically, Bo has created for young conservatives a Pamela Harriman [a famed Democratic hostess]. It’s the salon. You feel safe. You can let your hair down.”

Amid the sea of khakis and open-collared shirts, Blair in the guy with a tie around the neck of his button-downed oxford cloth shirt. He grew up a few blocks from where his bar is now located and attended Georgetown Prep before heading to Villanova University and becoming social chairman of Tau Kappa Omega fraternity. The bar’s name, Smith Point, comes from a favorite spot on Nantucket, the island off the Massachusetts mainland where Blair’s family summered.

Smith Point’s restaurant is open to the public until about 11 p.m. Then the corner bar becomes site of a private party, the owner explained. That’s when “The List” kicks in from Thursday through Sunday.

It began as a place for about 500 of Blair’s friends from college and prep school and their friends to congregate. “Mostly young professionals from schools in the northeast and South who moved to D.C.,” said the owner.

But the no-frills dive has grown into the in-spot for the young partiers in a political party headed by a teetotaling, in-bed-by-nine president.

It is the sort of place Dubya would likely have enjoyed when he was the age of those on “The List.”

There is no official political affiliation, of course, and there are some Democrats on “The List” as well as “a lot of people who have nothing to do with politics at all,” said Blair. But Smith Point was the Inauguration Eve site of a celebration for “Mavericks,” young Republican fundraisers for Bush’s re-election. These “Mavericks” raised at least $50,000 apiece for the campaign.

Still, the atmosphere is social rather than political.

“It’s like a fraternity party,” said Teddy Eynon, 30, a Republican congressional staffer from Cincinnati. A big attraction, he admits, is “Southern girls. They’re polite, smart, attractive and fun to be with.”

Hooking up is not unknown.

“There are 22 couples that I know of who met in here and later got married,” said Blair. “Lots of relationships start here — and end.”

The decor is basic barroom. Exposed brick walls. Flagstone floors. Pictures of Nantucket scenes. A DJ. Two bars. A few tables along the walls. The fashion is preppy casual. Some young women wear pearls and glittery tops. Both genders drink beer from the bottles.

“What’s going to be interesting will come 10 to 15 years down the line,” predicted Blair. “A lot of these people are going to have very high profile jobs.”




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